Shooting Script

Mr Voorhees
It’s Friday the 13th

Intro Sequence.

Creating masterpieces
Slice and slashing teens
Murdering prom queens
Elaborate death scenes
High pitched screams
Pleasing the fiend within
Killing season begins

First chase scene, Killer chasing victim 1 through alleys and abandoned areas.

I was craving a New Nightmare
Killing at will with wheelchairs
This is the Dream Master
Slashing throats from a mirror
The kiddie killer of horror
Descending into your nightmares
Scarred skin a gloved hand
But this isn’t the Neverland Ranch
This is Dennis the Menace with the clawed hand

End of chase sequence, Killer kils victim 1, victim 2 sees death of victim 1 and runs away.

One sandwich short of a picnic basket
One victim away from an urban legend
One step away from catching ya’
Two steps ahead of the next psycho slasher killer

Lip sync of killers mouth on TV screen, don’t see any other part of killers face.

Knife glistens in the moonlight
You can call him mike
Matter of fact he’s not the talkative type
With no help in sight
Better run for your life.

Second chase scene starts, victim 2 being chased through park

Camp Crystal Lake
Hammering your headache
Visions of my mother
Call me Norman Bates
Stomping the ground like earthquakes
Ed Geins your trust
Serial killer traits
Leaving you under floorboards
Covered in dust
Run away you must
He’s dangerous
A zombie with his head hanging off
Dawn of the Dead
Dragging himself up flights of steps
Decaying flesh
You’re frightened to death
Gasping for breath

More of second chase sequence, ends with victim tripping over and tilting camera to see victim 3 running away.

One sandwich short of a picnic basket
One victim away from an urban legend
One step away from catching ya’
Two steps ahead of the next psycho slasher killer

Second Chorus, same premis as first chorus, shows victim 3 running away, followed by lip sync.

I am the hockey mask
Chasing you in the dark
Running through the mud in abandoned car parks
My machete will tear you apart
Chopping you into spare parts
This is serial killer art
Sprawled across the canvas
More lost than Dorothy in Kansas
In the shadows I’m lurkin’
I’m the reason your picture’ll
Be on the back of milk cartons

Victim 3 running round abandoned industrial estate, followed closely by killer.

Welcome to the slaughterhouse
Shoes off on the mat
Head off on the butchers slab
Dumped in a shopping bag
Spinning in the laundry mat
Decapitated and gagged.

Victim 3 running into abandoned building, trips up, see killer standing over her close up iof killers face.

One sandwich short of a picnic basket
One victim away from an urban legend
One step away from catching ya’
Two steps ahead of the next psycho slasher killer

Final chorus, showing chase scenes on TV, also killer walking around.

One sandwich short of a picnic basket
One victim away from an urban legend
One step away from catching ya’
Two steps ahead of the next psycho slasher killer

Extreme close up of killers mouth, lip syncing to final bit.

[INSTRUMENTAL]

As final music plays out, Killer walks away.